and another thing .... are you aware of My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, does the Fish Dance stir your giggle muscles, have you read A Fall of Moondust, did you ever watch Pogle's Wood, does Corelli conjure up Arcangelo and not Mandolin, is love more important than Lyle's Golden Syrup?

If the answer to all/some/many is yes, then you just may be approaching my bizarre (word of the month) wavelength.

Can you cope?

The strange world of the Hengelord is coming soon (with added Galactic Sextasy)