and another thing .... are you aware of My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, does the Fish Dance stir your giggle muscles, have you read A Fall of Moondust, did you ever watch Pogle's Wood, does Corelli conjure up Arcangelo and not Mandolin, is love more important than Lyle's Golden Syrup?

If the answer to all/some/many is yes, then you just may be approaching my bizarre (word of the month) wavelength.

Can you cope?