Friday 20 February 2009

First instalment in the rubbish that is Galactic Sextasy!

Instalment one is :

Dramatis Personae (in order of appearance) (as if you cared)

Yanos
Citizen of planet Earth, member of superior class of Supermen.


Krap Shaklon
A sort of cross-bred machine made from a dalek and a cyberman, he is a siblek.

Neddydonk
From planet Animal Farm, is a cross between a donkey and a sex-mad ape; his hobby, sex, gets him into trouble.

Yeliss
A most illustrious character, who uses what would normally be unprintable language; is a native of the planet Troga, where all the people have long noses.

Bernipple
One of the many offspring of Neddydonk; is thus a cross between a Neddydonk and his mother, who was a Breast. A more enlightening description will be found in the text.

Alanavitof
The only (half) male inhabitant of the planet Yeah-Yeah.

Gorg
Another citizen of Earth; is a New York drug peddler who speaks no English, or, for that matter, any Earth language.

The Location

Time
Roughly the year two million and a twentieth.

Place
The Galaxy

And now ..... read on .....

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