First instalment in the rubbish that is Galactic Sextasy!

Instalment one is :

Dramatis Personae (in order of appearance) (as if you cared)

Yanos
Citizen of planet Earth, member of superior class of Supermen.


Krap Shaklon
A sort of cross-bred machine made from a dalek and a cyberman, he is a siblek.

Neddydonk
From planet Animal Farm, is a cross between a donkey and a sex-mad ape; his hobby, sex, gets him into trouble.

Yeliss
A most illustrious character, who uses what would normally be unprintable language; is a native of the planet Troga, where all the people have long noses.

Bernipple
One of the many offspring of Neddydonk; is thus a cross between a Neddydonk and his mother, who was a Breast. A more enlightening description will be found in the text.

Alanavitof
The only (half) male inhabitant of the planet Yeah-Yeah.

Gorg
Another citizen of Earth; is a New York drug peddler who speaks no English, or, for that matter, any Earth language.

The Location

Time
Roughly the year two million and a twentieth.

Place
The Galaxy

And now ..... read on .....

and another thing .... are you aware of My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, does the Fish Dance stir your giggle muscles, have you read A Fall of Moondust, did you ever watch Pogle's Wood, does Corelli conjure up Arcangelo and not Mandolin, is love more important than Lyle's Golden Syrup?

If the answer to all/some/many is yes, then you just may be approaching my bizarre (word of the month) wavelength.

Can you cope?

The strange world of the Hengelord is coming soon (with added Galactic Sextasy)